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An Apocalypse of Imagination
posted by Kattastrophe

 
If you're here, it either means you know what you're looking for or you just hit the jackpot of phrases shoved into Google.

For those of you that don't know what you're looking for, lemme start by telling you what you'll find here. We do reviews of movies, books, TV shows, and music. I know, I know. Lots of people do that. What makes us special? Well, besides the fact that we're more awesome than swimming pool full of narwhales, we do all of our reviews with modern horror gaming in mind.

"Gaming?" You ask. "What do you mean by gaming? I play football, that's a game." No. In fact, we don't even want you here you frakking jock. We've worked very hard to rebuild our self-esteem since high school and really don't need you messing up all that hard work. Besides, my therapist says I should avoid stress. No, the gaming we mean is the kind you do with pens, paper, books, and dice. The most well known example of this is Dungeons and Dragons, but that's not the game we play. For the most part we deal in White Wolf's new World of Darkness, but we also venture into other modern settings such as Unknown Armies, All Flesh Must Be Eaten, and others with the occasional side dish of some other more science fictiony settings as well. Our reviews will not only include all the basics of your standard review, but also how well they mesh with the various game systems and how you can be inspired without stealing the ideas straight from the media.

In addition, we also aim to provide a hub for other resources. Resources like floorplans for hospitals, warehouses, evil corporate buildings, and any other place your group might find themselves visiting. Character sheets that derive values for you. Quick templates for NPC's and monsters. Playlists and soundtracks fit for the dark underworld. Homebrewed rules and work-arounds to truly turn the system into something all your own.

But above all of this, what we have to offer is a place to come together and fap to one another about your creative addiction. Because we all know that gaming is a group effort. Anyone can tell a story, but it takes all of us to take the story and turn it into something epic, worthy of pride. So make sure you stop by our forum. After all, we're here for you.

This is Topher signing out. Hope to see you around. :3